Dillon "Heth Heth"Longbarrow. Also known as "Jennifer" on Thursdays. Believed to be part of the notorious "Luton Lickers" gang.
Igor "Dogbreath" Shakira. Only known picture of the notorious dentist who ate most of his NHS patients. Believed to be operating under Google's headquaters in California.
Hamish Donnegal. Expert in the field of mushy peas. Reportedly has been eating only beans and peas for the last 10 years and is a serious biological threat to populated areas.
Jean-Pierre "Le Phistièr" Anchovy. Served eight years for repeated frog abuse before escaping custody in 2005. Believed to be an extreme liberal.
Dennis "The Lord" Squirrel. Founder of "ShoeXpress" and largely financed by NASA. Reportedly possessing the largest feet in the world. On the run since being interviewed by Woman's Own magazine in 2003.
Wow, loving the team photos, nice write ups by the way. You forgot to mention the mole on james's bottom that resembles general Pinochet.
ReplyDeleteThat's possibly the best that I've ever turned out on camera.....
Chris, loving the Movember madness, is that recent. You seen Ed lately, you'd be impressed - think Boycie out of only fools and horses.